The Blow Job Bib

The Blow Job Bib makes a wonderful gift for your conservative, sophisticated bride-to-be. When she's not donating her time to charity, saving animals from wildfires, attending church functions or wining and dining clients over martinis, she's probably going to want to be wearing this bib. Actually, come to think of it, she might want this bib during some of those activities, too.

Ok, so the Blow Job Bib isn't very prim or proper. But it is pretty funny. This gag gift (wow, what a fitting term) will shock even your raunchiest bachelorette party guests. And that's worth it in itself. But add to that all the times in the years to come that you'll be able to use this bib, framed and hanging on your wall, as a conversation starter or to call up memories of that great night. Now you can see this gift's true worth.

The Blow Job Bib works great as a gift for the bachelorette, or as a prize to hand out to the winner of the raunchy games you play during the party. Either way, everyone who doesn't get one is sure to be jealous of anyone who does. Maybe there are some situations where you could get it as something other than a gag gift, too, but we can't even begin to imagine them.