Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Pinata Packs

We want to help you stuff your dick.

Yeah, you heard us right. Sounds a little backwards, doesn’t it? Normally it’s the dicks that do the stuffing. But not at your bachelorette party. It’s time to turn the tables, and see how that pecker likes being filled to the brim… with more peckers.

We’re talking, of course, about penis pinatas. And what better to fill a penis pinata than penis candies? It’ll make your bachelorette party into a mind-blowing dickception that people will be talking about for years to come. We’ve sold a variety of penis candies that could go inside a pinata for years now, but now we’re proud to present you with some of the best pinata stuffers we’ve ever sold: individually wrapped packs of penis candy

These bright and tasty penis candies are available in a convenient format for pinatas and other bachelorette party games. This bag says “Suck a Bag of Dicks!” on it in big bold letters, and contains 25 smaller fun-size bags, each of which contains 5 random colors of penis candy. Just dump a few bags of these bad boys into that bigger bad boy and you’re ready to go. No longer will your guests glare with unease and worry when unwrapped candies fall out of the smashed paper-mache dick. They will no longer need to wonder where their penises have been. They’ve been inside a penis. But inside that penis, they’ve been inside little bags.

Contains 25 bags of candy. Net weight 3 oz (85g).